The dream of a lazy writer is to have everyone write about you. You never have to do it yourself. I would so much rather read what Mindy and Tina write about me. To be in their books is a dream come true. If I wrote a book, all I’m going to do is excerpt their chapters. I’ll write, like, an eight-page book. I’ll write a two-line foreword, then I’ll use their passages, and maybe I’ll ask someone to sketch something in the back. And then I’ll be done.
Amy Poehler, on why she doesn’t plan to write a book
(Source: yellowraincoats)